:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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