you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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