Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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