How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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