Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Will exercising make me less horny?
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