I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
