I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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