I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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