ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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