normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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