also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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