I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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