My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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