Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He better not be in your backpack
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
