Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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