if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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