white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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