dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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