But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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