I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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