What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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