Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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