we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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