Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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