doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I deserve this hangover.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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