69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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