So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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