gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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