I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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