you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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