Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I think my moral compass just broke
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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