Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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