I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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