More tranny stories later!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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