Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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