don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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