C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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