My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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