I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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