I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So much rum. So many feels.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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