yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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