talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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