More tranny stories later!
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize