As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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