Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
A bitchslap is in order.
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