He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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