hotel room ftw
Sry I called you an 8
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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