I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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