Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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