I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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