I cannot find my penis.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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