If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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