Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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