Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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