but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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